The Real Housewives of Rhode Island

Liz has lost the run of herself, and Alicia reveals a level of cunning I didn’t know she possessed.

Our beautiful clams have delivered their first truly great fight.

Just six episodes in, resident kept woman Kelsey Swanson has broken up with her sugar daddy (but not his bank account).

A star is born, and Ashley becomes more random than ever.

A gloriously unhinged cast sporting accents that sound like Massachusetts and Jersey had a baby and fed it quaaludes.