RHORI power ranking: Clash of the titans (Ep. 9 & 10)
Liz has lost the run of herself, and Alicia reveals a level of cunning I didn’t know she possessed.
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RHORI power ranking: Slam pig roast (Ep. 7 & 8)
Our beautiful clams have delivered their first truly great fight.
RHORI power ranking: Masks off (Ep. 5 & 6)
Just six episodes in, resident kept woman Kelsey Swanson has broken up with her sugar daddy (but not his bank account).
RHORI power ranking: Welcome to Alicia Island, bitch! (Ep. 3 & 4)
A star is born, and Ashley becomes more random than ever.
RHORI power ranking: Clamming out (Ep. 1 & 2)
A gloriously unhinged cast sporting accents that sound like Massachusetts and Jersey had a baby and fed it quaaludes.
The Valley recap: Smile, you’re on camera
It took ten years for Tom Sandoval to be laid so bare nobody could deny who he was. It won’t take nearly that long for Danny.
The Valley recap: The Cauchi collapse (Vol. 4,817)
Brittany and Jax are the rawest and most believable part of a cast that feels hopelessly stuck in the same storylines.
The Valley recap: Everything is copy
Not only are Kristen and Janet using the only two queer women of color as a proxy for their own war, they’re also making terrible television.
The Valley recap: Life is a cabaret
Janet and Nia are both performing for the cameras, but only one is pulling it off.
The Valley recap: The ugly truth
It would be very easy for Brittany to paper over the mess of this breakup, to act as if she was totally over it and looking toward the future. But it wouldn’t be real.
The Valley recap: Divided we rise
The best reality casts are the one with zero loyalty, and The Valley is shaping up to be just such a cast.